"What do u do when 3 villains & the Coolest guy in the world board a plane?" - Michael Rosenbaum
Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Henry Winkler (Fonzie aka The Fonz), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor).
Best plane ride ever
I want to go to here
you guys remember THE MAGICAL GLASSES THAT WERE TOTALLY NERDY BUT COULD SEE HELL HOUNDS!?
ever since the episode i always have brief flashes of WHAT IF THEY BROUGHT THOSE BACK and i always hope it’s around an angel
or this scenario, this works too
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
thats how you get laid ANYBODY
i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this
I got accepted into nhs
I’m 99% positive this is why the Doctor doesn’t celebrate birthdays.
+A for that
this one goes out to you, amanda
on some occasions, a sloth will be climbing and it will reach up and grab its own arm. this usually results in the sloth falling to its death because it mistook itself for a branch.
this is Alice in Wonderland
all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each